We trade outrageous, honest stories about sexual mishaps and pair them with real medical facts, hygiene guidance, and hard boundaries that keep intimacy safe and fun. From penile fractures to water-vacuum myths, we turn cringe into caution and humor into useful advice.
• common mishaps vs real injuries
• ER data on penile fractures and how maybe to avoid them
• hickeys, clots, and surprising medical risks
• water sex myths, suction hazards, lost lube
• consent, “wrong hole,” and stopping fast
• oral boundaries and post-meal gag reflex risk
• foreskin hygiene, yeast transmission, doctor talk
• toy safety, retrieval loops, and stuck-object fixes
• vaginal moisturizers, clumps, and timing tips
• practical PSAs and safer-play checklist
Email us at info@thewomenareplotting.com, and find us on all the socials. Be safe and be excellent to each other.
