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This week on Every Other White Guy:

The boys kick things off with a clean, no-fluff Ranch Water — tequila, Topo Chico, lime… and surprisingly strong opinions. It’s simple. It’s dangerous. It scores a 6.8 and 6.7, which feels aggressively on-brand.

From there, we unpack:

• A chaotic Waste Management weekend (and terrible betting decisions)
• The official Jersey Count results
• Super Bowl heartbreak therapy (including Drake May discourse)
• Why T-Rex arms are suddenly a Patriots problem
• College basketball chaos and undefeated dreams dying
• The most toxic question possible: if you could only keep one app, what would it be?
• Spanish vs Japanese as your “instantly fluent” language choice

Plus:
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