Description

In this Thanksgiving-week episode, the crew breaks down the Eagles’ brutal loss to Dallas, debates what’s really wrong with the offense, and spirals beautifully into chaos involving weather patterns, cartoon bears, biomechanics, and celestial bodies. Along the way, Stat Boy delivers his most unhinged “statistics” yet, Turtle derails the show via Jellystone Park, and a mystery listener from Boardman, Oregon becomes a show legend. 

Despite the loss, the gang finds reasons for optimism as they look ahead to Bears–Eagles and discuss how to fix the offensive identity.

Key Topics Discussed

00:46 — Episode kickoff & Sunday meltdown therapy

02:16 — Eagles’ collapse vs Dallas

03:33 — Injury bug & “Bullet Bill Sidney Brown”

12:59 — Weather tangent + Dan’s secret weatherman aspirations

15:43 — Hurricanes, tides, and a meteorology deep dive

17:26 — Cowboy vs Eagle: A biological death match

23:18 — Season perspective: the Green Bay–Detroit–Dallas gauntlet

47:02 — Biomechanics, surgeries, and why Jim hates orthopedic medicine

48:24 — Fixing the Eagles offense

49:22 — “Let Hurts rip it” / conservative QB discourse

51:05 — Mekhi Becton, podcast godfather & fan-ride fantasy

52:10 — The Great Bear Debate

61:33 — Chicago Bears preview + Pickens talk

62:45 — Gambling preview

76:05 — Stat Boy’s Planet Rankings & Weather Classics

Statistics & Facts

• Eagles committed 14 penalties verse Cowboys; Cowboys committed 8 for 69 yards (“Nice”).
• Snow Bowl 2013: LeSean McCoy rushed for 217 yards. 
• Pickle Juice Game (2000): Field temperature reached 109°F. 
• Beyond Earth, the “most livable” options are:
  • Mars
  • A Jupiter moon
  • Two Saturn moons

Memorable Quotes

• “Surgeons have ruined the offensive line of the Philadelphia Eagles.”  - Dr. TAT
• “Yeah, we’re hanging in there, Jim.” (said like a man who is definitely not hanging in.) - Panda Dan
• “Pick a bear.” (After giving up entirely on the tangent.) - Turtle
• “Eric Matthews married a moose — that’s the fact.”  - Stat Boy
• “I’m one of the bots that listens to your show.” - Computer Scott

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