This episode is an emotional roller coaster disguised as a football podcast, as the crew attempts to unpack Jalen Hurts’ never-before-seen “Turnover Centipede,” a three-stage catastrophe so strange it needed its own scientific classification. While diagnosing the Eagles’ offensive identity crisis and debating whether Kevin Patullo is actually Mad-Eye Moody in a visor, the guys also detour into a full breakdown of Andy Reid’s legendary butt-bump wisdom and the soul-restoring power of the “Positivity Rabbit.” Add in a spirited discussion on whether raiders can raid an eagle’s nest, Pete Carroll’s eternal gum-powered youth, and some light Harry Potter staff sorting, and you’ve got an episode that’s equal parts therapy session, sports analysis, and surreal fever dream — exactly what Eagles fans need right now.
Key Topics Discussed
00:43 - Episode intro & missing cast members
02:00 - Eagles turmoil & QB chatter
05:22 - The “Turnover Centipede” Breakdown
20:58 - Naming the Turnover Taxonomy
22:05 - Who’s really at fault?
40:19 - Upcoming schedule & ex-Eagles QBs Rushmore
43:16 - Shady McCoy demands Patullo fired
45:00 - Harry Potter Sorting Hats (Eagles staff edition)
1:00:17 - Raiders trivia & Pete Carroll facts
1:07:05 - What IS a Raider?
1:08:09 - Game preview: Raiders @ Eagles
1:20:15 - Andy Reid’s Butt Wisdom
1:21:16 - Predictions & wrap-up
Statistics & Facts
The Hurts “Turnover Centipede”
Pirates vs. Raiders
Record Without Lane Johnson
Pete Carroll
Hurts vs. Geno Smith Comparison
Memorable Quotes
“Kenny Pickett has a Super Bowl ring… probably on eBay somewhere. I’m hoping to buy it soon.” - Dr. TAT
“Carson Wentz is our George Washington — a tall, red-haired, controversial leader.” - Dr. TAT
“Just get all webs in there. Get nice and deep-like.” - Stat Boy
“If you see us, come say hi. We like people.” - Panda Dan
"“Don’t lose your butt this offseason.” - Andy Reid" - Stat Boy
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