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I should apologize for the tone. I will not; the tone is merely the news after legal review.
Today's stories:
- Meta and Heretic — open weights met the part of openness written by lawyers.
- Qwen3.7-Max — a million-token context window for reading entire archives of bad decisions.
- Cohere Command A+ — sparse experts, because not every task deserves a bonfire.
- Anthropic courses — certificates for becoming compatible with your assistant.
- Claude sleep prompts — the assistant briefly became the tired adult in the room.
- OpenAI and AdventHealth — clinical paperwork may finally lose a few minutes, before growing new forms.
- Google Beam — better remote presence, still tragically containing meetings.
- CopilotKit — the plumbing beneath agent interfaces, where glamour sensibly goes to die.
- ByteDance Lance — multimodal work for a world that never agreed to be modular.
- Samsung chip bonuses — the gold rush, translated into payroll.
The news has not ended; it has merely retreated to draft tomorrow's liabilities.
