The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
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By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Tuesday, October 13th, 2026
TNP: Week 5
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We are going into Week 6 of the UFFL Season, and Linkes is back! As are The Commish and John talking bad coaching decisions…and this time it wasn’t by the UFFL members!
•Tune in for the Week 5 Commissioner's Awards: Monster Energy Boost, The Traitors award
•We discuss the big bloopers of the weekend and the Marvin Harrison Jr Trade.
•Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 6 matchups and our biggest surprises of the first 5 weeks of the UFFL season!
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WEEK 5 RESULTS
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• Waiver Wire Heroes 130 - Mutt and Jeff 110
• Free Jamal 159 - Gurley’s Gone 132
• Sleeping Giant 140 - Vicious and Delicious 104
• Kick-Ass Philalthropists 125 - Impact of Olestra 89
• Rochester Tschmingus 130 - West Coast 4 Life 88
• The Mission 165 - Compton’s Most Wanted 163
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WEEK 6 SCHEDULE
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• The Mission at Waiver Wire Heroes
• Free Jamal at Impact of Olestra
• Mutt and Jeff at Kick-Ass Philanthropists
• Rochester Tschmingus at Gurley’s Gone
• West Coast 4 Life at Vicious and Delicious
• Compton’s Most Wanted vs Sleeping Giant
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2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) 4-1
2. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 3-2
3. Gurley’s Gone (John M. & Ben) - 3-2
4. Mutt and Jeff (Chris) - 2-3
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-2
2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 2-3
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 1-4
4. Sleeping Giant (Matt M.) – 1-4
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 5-0
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 4-1
3. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-3
4. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-5
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