The UFFL is a Fantasy Football League comprised of 12 teams. It's members all came from a triple-wide trailer in the heart of Bristol, CT - where as young Sports Television (think 4 letters) Production Assistants, they battled for pride and very little money in the greatest fantasy football dynasty league...EVER.
On the "UFFL: TOTAL NONSENSE PODCAST" you will hear behind the scenes stories and insider info about the league, it's odd owners, and the current fantasy football season. So stay tuned and learn from fantasy football legends (not really) about football (maybe), fantasy sports (possibly), life (doubtfully), and about the UFFL owners themselves (regrettably)!
It's the Ultimate Fantasy Football League...
in podcast entertainment form...
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By God, it's nearly worth every penny!
#Recorded Wednesday, October 7th, 2026
TNP: Week 5
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We are going into Week 5 of the UFFL Season, and we're mixing it up again! Linkes had a little too much fun at Cheek's and Chris is still swimming with the Buffalos. So John and The Commish are doing things their way, which means no funny business!
•Tune in for the Week 4 Commissioner's Awards: Kozinski Blunder of the Week and The Monster Energy Boost Off the Week
•Stick around for a look ahead to the Week 5 matchups!
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WEEK 3 RESULTS
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• Waiver Wire Heroes 122 - Compton's Most Wanted 106
• Gurley's Gone 91 - West Coast 4 Life 80
• The Mission 131 - Kick-Ass Philanthropists 122
• Free Jamal 166 - Cardiff The Giant Killer 139
• Mutt and Jeff 164 - Vicious and Delicious 126
• Rochester Tschmingus 102 - Impact of Olestra 63
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WEEK 5 SCHEDULE
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• Waiver Wire Heroes at Mutt and Jeff
• Gurley's Gone at Free Jamal
• Vicious and Delicious – at – Sleeping Giant
• West Coast 4 Life at Rochester Tschmingus
• Kick-Ass Philanthropists at Impact of Olestra
• The Mission at Compton's Most Wanted
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2026 STANDINGS
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– East Division –
1. Gurley's Gone (John M. and Ben) – 3-1
2. Waiver Wire Heroes (John B.) – 3-1
3. Mutt and Jeff (Chris) - 3-2
4. Free Jamal (Jeremy) – 3-2
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– Central Division –
1. Vicious & Delicious (Scott/Commish) – 3-2
2. Kick-Ass Philanthropists (Dave) – 1-3
3. Impact of Olestra (Jason) – 1-3
4. Sleeping Giant (Matt M.) – 0-4
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– West Division –
1. The Mission (Matt V., Matt C.) – 4-0
2. Rochester Tschmingus (Brian) – 3-1
3. Compton's Most Wanted (Aladdin and JPete) – 2-2
4. West Coast 4 Life (Thomas) – 0-4
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