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We are examining Dawson from top (hair!) to tip (lovers) and we hope you’ll throw on some mewelry and come along. Most importantly, please listen to this episode while glaring menacingly through a screen door. EDITORS NOTE: did we leave Gretchen off the lovers ranking? Yes. Did we manage to include Amy Loyd and Eve but leave poor Gretch in the gutter? YES. Are we worms? ABSOLUTELY. But please know she is loved and cherished and falls between Joey and Natasha in our lineup. Now I’m off to play a Poe CD and pray for forgiveness in a wretched beach hovel.
