THE ONE WITH THE BENNY HILL THEME TUNE RINGTONE
...in which we discuss the merits (or otherwise) of VAR, ponder if throat-grabbing is the new punching, muse on the dangers of posting stats on the BBC Sport Facebook page without checking their validity, hear another of Paul Hutton's randomly selected anecdotes, listen to a special mix of probably the only recorded football song to mention Jussi Jaaskelainen, tactfully ruminate on the minute's silence versus the minute's applause and find out what life is like as an Ebbsfleet United supporter....
