For the TL:DR people - Would you look at the size of the cocker on this! And for the people with brain cells - The FRIDAY ROCK SHOW (big caps means pay attention!) as voted #1 podcast in the world by the stiffs at the Groiniad, unleashes 90 minutes of sheer hell (as John Barnes used to say as he took the Lucozade) with their 'MASSIVE COCKER'! THE FRS #40 contains all you need to aid your recovery and “get in round the back” (or whatever Barnsey said for cash back in the ’80s). A Massive Cocker is super squeaky clean and refreshing too! We’ve music from The Blackout, Audrey Horne, The Beards (askin' if you've "ever had sex with a bearded man?") and then there's- wait, hold up there, 'bearded men'? Sure the world is jammed up to the hilt with those bearded metrosexuals with their tattoos, lack of socks, tight blue chinos and brown brogues, all flickin' at their pads and strutting assertively to the toilet after yet another caramel macchiato… Fucksake. What happened to REAL MEN hah? 'Scuse me, current pet hate, arseholes. More music from Amaranthe, Less Than Jake and VOLBEAT! (I love Volbeat, did I ever tell you that?) But more importantly than more music is more letters read out on air by stingy tight-hole DJ Adgeen Byrne and me Tony Wilson, sexy producer. There's Itchy Kraut on about his mate Zinedine Zidane, then there's Seamus Canaan, Professor Critic, Tucker in 101BC, Orpheus Telch and Prince Gwandinus Bollokiah. Household names one and all. 'A Massive Cocker' is sponsored by the PET-E-SURE pet insurance company and we even run a promotion for them in the show too. And this very clip too is just a 3 minute promotion of the full 90 minute match made in heaven. Want the 44khz 16bit lot? Put the hand in the pocket!
