Directions
Can you tell me the way to the British Museum?
Mmmm... Let me see. Yes. Are you on foot?
Yes, I am. - Well, go up Charing Cross Road and take Shaftesbury Avenue.
You come to New Oxford Street. Er, then it's, er, just opposite I think.
Yes, that's it, just opposite is Bloomsbury Street. - Sorry, say that again?
Just opposite, you've got Bloomsbury Street. Go down there and it's on your right.
You can't miss it.
Thanks very much. - That's okay.
Have another beer. - I don't want one, but have one yourself.
I will. I'm very thirsty. - You're always thirsty.
Perhaps it's because I don't drink enough.
A glutton
(A mother to her son, after the sixth piece of cake):
Tom, you are a glutton. How can you eat so much?
I don't know. It's just good luck.
