An unwelcome conversation
Excuse me, may I sit down?
Please do. - Thanks very much.
Ah that's better! My name's Brian Sellers. - Oh, very interesting.
Yes, I work in London. Do you work in London too?
Yes, I do. - Have a cigarette.
No, thank you. This is a non-smoking compartment.
Oh, do you mind if I smoke? - Yes, I do!
I'm cold. Are you cold too? - No, I'm not.
Oh, you have a paper. I don't like reading. I prefer talking.
Yes, I see. - No, you hear. Ha! ha! ha!
Good-bye sir. - Oh! good-bye.
Do you mind if I smoke? - Mind your head.
He's cold; he's hot; he's unlucky.