RICHARD: You know, I like the way you have efficiently folded this tab under. See in a tape emergency you could shave valuable seconds off your time.
MONICA: Exactly. Oh, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now. Tell me the truth. Don&`&t you like it better now that everything on your desk is perpendicular?
RICHARD: If it&`&s not a right angle, it is a wrong angle.
MONICA: Very good.
RICHARD: Thank you.
MONICA: You know what. Tomorrow I&`&m gonna do your clocks.
RICHARD: You&`&re gonna do what to my clocks.
MONICA: I&`&m gonna set them to my time.
RICHARD: Well, I&`&m confused. I thought we shared time.
MONICA: No no. See, in my bedroom I set my clock six minutes fast. You wanna know why?
RICHARD: Because it&`&s in a slightly different time zone than the kitchen.
MONICA: No forget it, I&`&m not gonna tell you now.
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
MONICA: No. See you don&`&t understand.
RICHARD: Come on.
MONICA: No. You don&`&t have any of these cute little obsessive things.
RICHARD: No that&`&s not true. That is not true.
MONICA: Oh yeah.
RICHARD: Yeah.
MONICA: Alright, well tell me one of yours.
RICHARD: Ok. Ahh. One of my things is, I always separate my sweat socks from my dress socks.
MONICA: What if they get mixed up?
RICHARD: Boy I would just uh, I would freak out.
MONICA: You would not. I can&`&t believe this. I hate this, you&`&re too normal. I can&`&t believe my boyfriend doesn&`&t have a thing. My boyfriend doesn&`&t have a thing.
RICHARD: See, if anyone overheard that, I didn&`&t come off well.
