Scene 1
JOEY: (entering) They&`&re not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. They&`&re not breaking up. He didn&`&t blink or anything.
RACHEL: Well, you know I&`&m not surprised. I mean have you seen them together, they&`&re really cute.
JOEY: Cute! This is Janice! You remember Janice?
RACHEL: Yes, Joey, I remember, she&`&s annoying, but you know what she&`&s-she&`&s his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
JOEY: There you go! That&`&s the spirit I&`&m looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who&`&s first? Huh? Ross?
ROSS: Well I&`&m thinking that Chandler&`&s our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we just all be adult about it and accept her.
JOEY: Yeah, we&`&ll call that Plan B. All right?
Scene 2
CHANDLER: All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What&`&d ya&`& say?
JOEY: I say, &`&I am there!&`& Cool! Aw, is Ross going to?
CHANDLER: No, Janice.
JOEY: Jan-ice. &`&Cause I, just, I feel bad for Ross, you know, we-we always go together, we&`&re like the three hocke-teers.
CHANDLER: You know, I may be way out on a limb here, but do you, do you, have a problem with Janice?
JOEY: Look, I don&`&t hate Janice, she&`&s-she&`&s just a lot to take, you know.
CHANDLER: Well, there you go.
JOEY: Oh, hey. Come on man, don&`&t look at me like that, she used to drive you nuts before too, remember?
CHANDLER: Well, I&`&m crazy about her now. I think this could be the real thing. Capital &`&R&`&! Capital &`&T&`&! (Joey stares at him) Don&`&t worry, those are the right letters.
JOEY: Look, what do you want me to say?
CHANDLER: I want you to say that you like her!
JOEY: I can&`&t. It&`&s like this chemical thing, you know. Every time she starts laughing, I just wanna (grimaces and tenses up) pull my arm off just so that I can have something to throw at her.
CHANDLER: Thanks for trying.
