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Scene 1

[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is thereincluding Janice.]

Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has sleep with the six of you?

Phoebe: Wow, it's like a dirty math problem.

Ross: I'am sorry the answer there would be...none of us.

Janice: Come on, over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.

Joey: Well, that's really a different question.

Janice: I'am sorry I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.

Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.

Monica and Rachel: What?!!

Rachel: Excuse me, there was no time!

Joey: Okay, but let's say there was. How might that go?

Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?

Rachel: Does anybody need more coffee?

Ross: Yeah, I will take some.

Joey: Hey, there's a dog out there!




Scene 2

Rachel: Ummm, I think it's time to see the ring again. (holds her hand out and they allscream)

Friend No. 2: Oh, isn't it exciting, I mean it's like having a boyfriend for life.

Friend No. 1: Rachel stop!

Friend No. 2: You are so bad!

Rachel: I'm serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.

(Chandler throws the cue ball under there table.)

Chandler: Excuse, I seem to have dropped my ball.

Rachel: Yeah, so?

Chandler: (picks it up) And now I've picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)

Monica: Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!

Rachel: Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)

Monica: Oh my God, you can't even see where the Titanic hit it.

Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, he's a doctor, thank you very much.

Monica: Awww, just like you always wanted. Congratulations

Rachel: Thank you. So how-how about you, are-are you seeing anybody?

Monica: Aww, not right now.

Rachel: Oh, but that's okay.

Monica: I know.

Rachel: Yeah.


Monica: Oh, that'd be great.

Rachel: Okay!

Monica: Thanks.

Rachel: Bye!

Monica: Bye! (to Chandler) Ten bucks says, I never see that woman again in my life.