Scene 1
Rachel: So, I&`&ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.
Ross: Look, hon honey, I have tried to make nice, it doesn&`&t work.
Rachel: Ok, look, Ross, I realize that my father is difficult, but that&`&s why you have got to be the bigger man here.
Ross: Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldn&`&t make any difference, except that I could pick your father up and say &`&Like me! Like me, tiny doctor!&`&
Rachel: Ok, well can&`&t you just try it one more time Ross? For me? For me?
Ross: Rachel, one brunch is not gonna solve anything. You&`&ve gotta face it, ok we&`&re never gonna get along.
Rachel: Ok, well you are just going to have to, ok? Because I already got a mother and a father who cannot stay in the same room together, ok?I don&`&t wanna have to have a separate room for you too!
Ross: Ok, ok, ok. I&`&ll get the bagels.
Scene 2
Rachel: Hi Daddy.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you?
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Ross: Thank you, for teaching me a valuable lesson.
Dr. Green: Nice hair. What&`&d you do? Swim here?
Ross: Ok, that&`&s it, I can&`&t take it anymore.
Rachel: What? What? He&`&s interested in you. He he likes your hair, he just wants to know how you got here.
Ross: Oh, please. Sweetie it&`&s hopeless, ok, I&`&m just gonna go.
Rachel: What? !
Ross: Look, look I&`&m sorry. It&`&s just that...
Dr. Green: Ross? What&`&s with the neck?
Rachel: He&`&s got this thing. And I keep telling him to go to my chiropractor...
Dr. Green: You&`&re still going to that chiropractor, that man couldn&`&t get into medical school in Ixtapa!
Ross: Thank you! That&`&s what I keep saying.
Rachel: Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor. Uh.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Rachel: Well that&`&s his last name. And his first name.
Dr. Green: He&`&s Bobby Bobby?
Rachel: It&`&s Robert Bobby.
Dr. Green: Oh.
Rachel: And um, excuse me, he helps me.
Ross: Oh ho please. Ask her how? What&`&d you need help for?
Rachel: With my alignment. I&`&ve got one leg shorter than the other.
Dr. Green: Oh, my God!
Ross: Argue with that.
Rachel: What? It&`&s true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
Dr. Green: Come on! You&`&re just tilting! Her legs are fine! I know that!
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
Rachel: I&`&m sorry, let her?
Ross: What can I do, she doesn&`&t listen to me about about renter&`&s insurance either.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you don&`&t have renter&`&s insurance? !
Rachel: No.
Dr. Green: Well what if somebody steals something? How are you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other? !
要是遭小偷，你要用长短脚追吗？
Ross: Hey, would you ah, would you like some juice?
Dr. Green: I&`&d love some juice. Thanks.
Ross: Ok. Wow! This is going so well. Did you see us? Did you see?
Rachel: Yeah honey, I&`&m standing right there! Why didn&`&t you just tell him about the mole I haven&`&t got checked yet.
Ross: Excellent!
