This week Bryan and Tony discuss life, the crane kick, Santa, Earth To Ned, Faygo, Cousin Eddie, scratch 'n' sniff boxers, beard straighteners, Busch Dog Brew, KFC gaming console, weird news, our QoftheW, and more!
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Links:
1. Busch Dog Brew
2. KFC game console with chicken warmer
3. Illegal winery at a sewage plant
https://apnews.com/article/alabama-illegal-winery-busted-sewage-90df58246b706d797d4a80a162f8b1ac
4. Drunk woman claims dog was driving
https://www.mycomoxvalleynow.com/74617/car-ends-up-in-comox-ditch-woman-claims-dog-was-driving/?fbclid=IwAR1lWD6OVoPSW-3veqeww4R2DIzbLbgWh7v_9dqkakCTAcuS1V5HUgstY54
5. Man mauled by his pet hippo
https://www.foxnews.com/world/man-mauled-death-pet-hippo
6. Deputies respond to cheetah sighting, find out its stuffed
https://www.fox32chicago.com/news/deputies-respond-to-cheetah-sighting-in-oregon-that-turned-out-to-be-stuffed-animal
7. Man rollerblades naked down highway
https://nypost.com/2020/12/18/naked-man-rollerblades-on-ohio-highway-wearing-panda-head/
8. Son sues parents for throwing away adult collection
https://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/2020/12/son-wins-lawsuit-after-mom-throws-away-his-best-porno-mags.html
9. Terrible Santa's village
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-12-17/adelaide-santas-winter-village-shut-down-social-media-backlash/12992880
10. Nickelodeon launching sports site for kids with pick em game
https://www.legalsportsreport.com/46634/nfl-nickelodeon-launch-kids-site-with-sports-betting-like-elements/
11. Salty Language Holiday Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5GML2WVpgWYZ7M0z5xTCOd6ZJXdTJxoG
QoftheW: If your last minor injury actually killed you instead, what would you have died doing?
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