1. Super gonorrhea

https://www.businesstoday.in/current/world/excess-use-of-antibiotics-due-to-covid-19-triggers-super-gonorrhea/story/425887.html

2. Bodybuilder's sex doll wife breaks

https://nypost.com/2020/12/24/bodybuilders-sex-doll-wife-breaks-right-before-christmas/

3. Police use Simpsons gag to trick criminals

https://www.indy100.com/news/police-christmas-hamper-trick-south-yorkshire-the-simpsons-boat-raffle-funny-8126431

4. Akon wants to spend $6B on a real Wakanda

https://mymodernmet.com/akon-city/

5. Man sentenced for killing mannequin

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-sentenced-in-hammer-attack-on-mannequin-posed-as-homeless-person/

6. Santa, Mrs. Claus, and elf have threesome in a mall

https://www.newsbreak.com/ohio/zanesville/news/2133974599193/police-shut-down-christmas-mall-kiosk-after-intoxicated-santa-mrs-claus-and-elf-had-threesome-in-public

7. Alton Brown 4 ingredient fudge

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/peanut-butter-fudge-recipe-1941711

8. NHL '21 Retro Rewind

https://www.ea.com/games/nhl/nhl-21/past-meets-present

SUATMM: https://puckhcky.com/

QoftheW: There's a clone of yourself who you need to murder. It has the same knowledge, memories, personality and physique as you. It is aware you are trying to kill them, and is trying to kill you first. What's your plan?