Here he is, boys! Here he is, world! That 6 foot 3 bundle of pure evil — MICHAEL MYERS! *raucous applause* That's right, ladies and gentlefriends. Time for the first half of our most anticipated double feature to date. We're talking the petrifying, pioneering, unparalleled picture we all love: HALLOWEEN. And we sure have a lot of thoughts to get off our totally clothed chests. (Spoiler alert: the number of exposed breasts in this flick is almost more than we can bare.)