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Title: Russian Optimism
Subtitle: Dark Nursery Rhymes to Cheer You Right Up
Author: Ben Rosenfeld, Dov Smiley (Illustrator)
Narrator: Lady Narration
Format: Unabridged
Length: 11 mins
Language: English
Release date: 03-20-15
Publisher: Benjamin Rosenfeld
Ratings: 5 of 5 out of 2 votes
Genres: Fiction, Humor
Publisher's Summary:
Russian Optimism: Dark Nursery Rhymes to Cheer You Right Up is an audiobook of thirty of Russia's most horrifically hysterical nursery rhymes translated for an English-speaking audience. Each rhyme is two to four lines, with an innocent title and a horrible ending. For example, "The Woods": "A little boy found a machine gun. Nothing lives in the woods anymore." The rhymes are grouped in seven ironically titled chapters: Moral Messages, Parenting Pointers, Classic Cooking, Aquatic Adventures, Close Calls, Cheery Children, and Explosive Endings.