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Title: Bite Me
Author: Christopher Moore
Narrator: Susan Bennett
Format: Unabridged
Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
Language: English
Release date: 03-23-10
Publisher: HarperAudio
Genres: Fiction, Contemporary
Summary:
"The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge, shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup.
"Cept theres no whining. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, imprisoned them in a bronze statue. Abby wants to be a blood sucking fiend, too, but right now shes really busy with other stuff, like breaking in a pair of red vinyl thigh-high Skankenstein platform boots and wrangling her Ph.D.-candidate boyfriend, Steve (the love monkey). And then theres that vampire cat Chet, whos getting bigger and smarterand thirstierby the minute. Abby thought she and Steve could handle the kitty cat on their own, mais non."
Before you can say OMG! WTF? Tommy and Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby, Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, Abbys gay Goth friend Jared, and SFs finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city. And thats when the fun really begins.
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