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Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 4 - Boat/Unboat
Square Roots - Episode 493

Quest Log: 0:30:22
Level Up: 1:29:20

The gang takes Mario a-treasure huntin' in this week's episode of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. We meet a new bomb friend, beat up a ghost skull, and get involved in more Plant People Crime Family Drama. We also meet Flavio, a rich character who has lived a whole life yet cannot achieve personhood due to the arbritrary constraints placed on him by Vanessa's narrow view of what a person should be.

Also:

• Game awards chat and Street Fighter goss
• Flavio is not a person and doesn't deserve our respect
• Vanessa wants to see a big Peach
• Heavy Rain more like heavy number of showers
• Jim, Matt, and Vanessa listen to John get lost in his old man memories of an old Nintendo thing
• Matt blurs the lines between constructive and destructive criticism after he becomes the voice in all our heads
• Billy Ray hates Johnny Brandon

This Week: Finish Chapter 5!
Next Week: Finish Chapter 7!

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