Ever wonder what happens when a brutally honest comedian dissects surf culture—from the violence in Malibu lineups to the awkward silence after snaking a wave?
In this no-holds-barred episode, stand-up comic and surfer Eddie Ifft shares the hilarious, awkward, and sometimes disturbing reality of being a non-local in a world dominated by entitlement, aggression, and unspoken lineup politics. If you've ever surfed next to someone in gold chains—or dodged a tackle mid-wave—this one's for you.
Hear unfiltered surf stories you’ll never hear in a surf school brochure.
Learn why comedians are uniquely positioned to expose the absurdity of surf localism.
Discover how Eddie’s carnivore diet, CrossFit background, and Malibu drama collide in one of the most unpredictable episodes yet.
Press play for uncensored laughs, brutal truths, and a fresh perspective on the surf world you thought you knew.
Key Points
Surfing on holidays is one of Eddie's favorite activities, especially because it often results in less crowded waters.
Eddie began serious surfing 15 years ago after moving to California and started with stand-up comedy because he felt unfulfilled in his previous life in Pittsburgh.
Eddie describes surfing as the 'crack' of sports due to its addictive nature and the sense of community it fosters, despite the often toxic behavior it can bring out.
Eddie shares a humorous and reflective anecdote about a violent encounter while surfing, involving a broken nose and a funny interaction with his friend.
Eddie discusses his career in stand-up comedy, revealing that it began 27 years ago when he started writing jokes for a friend and eventually decided to pursue it himself.
Eddie and Michael discuss their experiences with confrontational and sometimes violent encounters while surfing, highlighting the competitive and territorial nature of the sport.
Eddie shares his experience of consuming only McDonald's food for 30 days, detailing the surprising health benefits he experienced, which challenged common perceptions about fast food.
Eddie discusses his recent podcast episode that went out of control, featuring a heated argument between guests that became a highlight of the show.
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