It's funny, I’ve hidden from folks before but never like this. Never in the back of a preschool janitor's closet in my pajamas - because police decided to knock on my door at seven in the morning. Their paranoia seemed to have reached a breaking point, which was bizarre since it all happened yesterday.
And it wasn't even my fault entirely. He was a complete and total villain - no denying it. For some reason I was charged with the task of keeping him in line - at least that's how it started...
