Have you ever woken up in the morning with a sore back? How about sore antlers? Yeah? Well try living like that every single day.
This gig, way of life, really, isn't all it's cracked up to be. Kids look up to you, so that's nice. But the fat man... He gets way more credit than he deserves. That dude is a bonafied omega jerk face. I know, I know... you're thinking "Blitzen. Get real. Santa Claus is a loving and caring man that spreads joy and gifts to the world!" Ok, sure. Keep thinking...
