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Following in Kid Rock's carpetbagging cowboy boot steps, Uncle Kracker released his debut album featuring this banal, confusingly confident single about:

  1. Heroin (duh you stupid idiot)
  2. Adultery
  3. Being Secretly Gay
  4. Being Openly Very Cool

Also: a music video featuring characters fantasizing about better music, a Cracker with a stage performance like a tired sock, and an older woman in the comments section who tries to teach young boys the art of seduction.