This week we are joined by the half-German, half-Italian, and half-robot Silvano "Linguini" D'Agostino. Yes. Three halves. We discuss society's fascination with robotics and its deep philosophical roots in myth and creation. We also show off our own robot voices, reenact scenes from Conan the Barbarian, and conduct a brief lesson in American History. In one of our funniest, most concise, and intellectual episodes yet, we bring the "OY" in joy.