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Welcome to another episode of the Modern Moron… also a note that there will be no episode next week as I am going on "vacation". Taking my daughter to Disneyland and that's going to be fun. It'll be fun or we'll die trying to make it fun.
My guest, and I use the term "guest" loosely, is the Senator as he graces us with his presence for the first time in 2020. And what's The one thing he wants to talk about? The presidential race? China? Coronavirus? Hong Kong? No… He wants to talk about his colonoscopy. And he somehow thinks you're interested in seeing photos of his colonoscopy.
We have to go all the way back to Christmas for him to tell us about him passing out at the Christmas eve mass at his church and then he tries to wish us all happy new year as if we care. I think he really thinks you want to know his every move. I'm not going to tell him that you care even less than I do.
I also have to confess that I really have a potty mouth in this episode and I tried … or our producers tried to catch them all. I go on a rant about politicians in general and I apologize in advance for saying I would gouge out Nancy Pelosi's eyes if she says she prays for the president one more time. So inappropriate but I left it in there because when she says that stuff it's really so passive aggressive and condescending and if she really wants to pray for something she might try praying for the strength and patience to go speak to him one more time. She drives me as crazy as our president does.
So it's Roller Coasters and Colonoscopy's on this episode of the Modern Moron! Thank you for listening!
