Here's what always seems to happen: what seems to me a natural pairing seems odd or near impossible to others. So it goes with this one. When making something like this, it's perhaps better to have a BONZAI attitude. If it makes you feel any better, think of this as an aural California Roll.
"Turning Sukiyaki"
featuring:
"Turning Japanese" - The Vapors
"Sukiyaki" - Kyu Sakamoto
Arigato!