Our hosts guess whether fast food in North America differs from Europe, Igor tells the tale of a falconeer and her falcon defending the local McDonald's from bird crap, and Dustin promises to release his secret taco recipe on his deathbed while wondering how Taco Bell keeps their quesadilla shells so soft.
The two then ask "What is success?"
Dustin vents work frustrations and proclaims himself to be the Gordon Ramsay of Catholic publishing.
Then Dustin and Igor continue the Tournament of Things. Listeners can follow along by visiting tot.welcome.fm
"Even if you strive for getting 100%, you should assume that you won't get 100%; you'll get a certain percentage of that—a smaller percentage."
