Here are some things that heterosexual men avoid doing because they were told it makes them look gay.
- Throwing a ball underhanded.
- Having an ear-ring in your left ear.
- Wearing pink clothing.
- Parting your hair on the "wrong" side.
- Wearing a sweater as a wrap.
- Being a nurse, secretary, or hairdresser.
- Masturbating.
- Moisturizing, or spending any time on skincare.
- Driving around in a convertible with the top down. Especially with another guy in the car.
- Eating just a salad.
- Getting a vasectomy.
- Drinking coffee or tea with your pinkie-finger extended.
- Sitting next to another guy in a movie theater.
- Eating soup.
- Putting on sunscreen.
- Drinking through a straw.
- Keeping a clean home.
- Drinking wine instead of beer.
- Designing a web page or program with round edges on the controls.
- Calling magenta pink.
- Running without closed fists.
- Drinking sweet cocktails, especially those with little umbrellas.
- Having a cat instead of a dog.
- Liking flowers.
- Crossing your legs at the ankles.
- Checking your fingernails with your palm facing away from you.
- Running for a train or bus.
- Liking avocado.
- Using an umbrella.
- Unmarried and over 30.
- Wearing flip-flops.
- Having a female roommate.
- Seeing a mental health counselor.
- Wiping your ass.
