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This is episode 142 of the Baehr and Curadh podcast. We are going to go talk about stupid things tRump has said.

• To a contestant on The Apprentice... "That must be a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees."
• "All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me -- consciously or unconsciously."
• "I believe in winning. I'm very good at winning."
• "Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score."
• "If someone screws you, screw them back."
• "How many bald eagles did wind turbines kill today? They are an environmental disaster."
• "[John McCain]'s not a war hero. He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people who weren't captured."
• "I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created."
• On gay marriage... "It's like in golf. A lot of people -- I don't want this to sound trivial -- but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive. It's weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it."
• "While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct."
• "Rosie [O'Donnell]'s a person who's very lucky to have her girlfriend and she better be careful or I'll send one of my friends over to pick up her girlfriend. Why would she stay with Rosie if she had another choice?"
• "We're all a little chubby but Rosie's just worse than most of us. But it's not the chubbiness -- Rosie is a very unattractive person, both inside and out."
• "An extremely credible source has called my office and told me that Barack Obama's birth certificate is a fraud."
• "Why is Obama playing basketball today? That is why our country is in trouble!"
• On Mexicans... "They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."
• "While I can't honestly say I need an 80-foot living room, I get a kick out of having one."
• On Ivanka... "She does have a very nice figure...if [she] weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
• "Arianna Huff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man -- he made a good decision."
• "I was the first and only potential GOP candidate to state there will be no cuts to Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid. [Mike] Huckabee copied me."
• "Part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich."
• "What a great honor it must be for you to honor me tonight."
• "Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -- and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."
• "This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps, and our GW scientists are stuck in ice."
• "This election is a total sham and a travesty. We are not a democracy!"
• "The U.S. cannot allow EBOLA infected people back. People that go, to far away places, to help out are great -- but must suffer the consequences!"
• "If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?"
• "I don't have a racist bone in my body." .