It's Larry and JJ and one of 'em goes on a random rant, plus so much more!! It would be way too hard to cover your ass if you tried cheating these days. I still love Cops, but it’s hard to watch it with all of the anti-cop rhetoric. The cops really look like dicks. It would be the perfect opportunity to portray cops differently, but they simply don’t. Is racism equally dispersed across all races? Larry’s rice eater neighbor simply will not wave back, so I have to assume he’s racist. FUCK YOU LARRY seems to be a trend on the show. Sometimes you gotta get so mad that you just cry! Why are you crying? Cause I’m MAD!! Well, it’s that time of year? FOOTBALLLLL!! Even Larry is watching since the Cowboys are winning! JJ thinks I am in dire need of a Bat-ervention! Larry very emphatically disagrees and goes on accidentally the whole RANT! With the first podcast of October we have to discuss Halloween parties and other All Hallows Eve festivities. Mr. Smith, is that a musket in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Could you be a teacher today? Kids can kick your ass. Under age chics will tempt you to death. Young adult males are figuring out “the game” so much younger now askin your girl “When you gonna get this dick appointment?” John Witherspoon should never do stand up. He’s hilarious in movies, so he just spends 30 minutes quoting lines from his movies, but he’s jokes are weak! Do you take up your Halloween decorations the day after, or do you try to ride it out a bit longer? I am planning on doing a pumpkin this year!! Accidentally the Whole Jack O’Lantern!. Poor Jeremy “Lil Heathen” Stephens got punked so hard by Conor McGregor that I bad I felt sorry for him at the UFC 205 press conference. JJ wouldn’t even let his 12 year old little dude be Deadpool for Halloween. Mostly because of all of the accessories like guns and the evil drugs. Seeing a movie with your 17 year old daughter that has male full frontal nudity is awkward as fuck! Piranha 3D had a 24” severed dick float across the fuckin screen. Larry has a stepsister that came to live with them for a short period of time. That is until she showed him her vaginer. Those cobra are a bitch in Texas! If they get ahold of you, or even close to your feet, your fucked. Unless you’re Philipino, then you just slap ‘em. I love telling Tracy “He ain’t fuckin with you, so don’t go fuckin with him!!” It’s my life motto. The Exorcist is scary as FUCK! I’m still shocked that is on network television. After last week's episode, Larry is scared shitless!! JJ doesn’t like Game of Thrones and truth be told, I’m not a fan either. The show is filled with all these millennials with no strong male characters! We both tried to watch Walking Dead but just CANNOT get into it. I’ve made it to episode three, but I just cannot get lost in the story. Uncle Larry is a horrible uncle that is not allowed around JJ’s children. Larry’s being on his best behavior means he only cusses...a little. Seriously, how does anyone LIKE golf? I hate that shit so much! After 9 holes, I just don’t have the patience for it anymore. Not to mention I lose every fuckin ball every fuckin round.
