It’s Christmas time in Hollis Queen and we rap along in our second episode of the Season! Each week will bring more and more frivolity as the carols continue to ring us closer to that wonderful morning on that special day... WTF? WHO WROTE THIS CRAP? JJ has a passionate hatred for the RUN DMC smash hit, Walk this Way featuring Aerosmith!! Larry will watch SNL, but he skips the musical guests before giving them a chance. What is the difference between EDM and Dubstep? Larry tries to explain it, but he should have just STFU. Larry’s moods are easily dictated by the music he’s listening to. For a good pity party, he’ll always turn to Pink Floyd. How are you in one of the most successful bands of all time, Metallica with a name like Lars? 80’s/90’s Hip Hop is the good shit in Larry’s opinion JJ dubbs Insane Clown Posse as the worst band ever after trying multiple albums Juggalos are a very interesting, yet dirty, filthy and stinky with hairy pits and smelly snatches! Grammy’s lost all credibility by giving Justin Bieber and Skrillex a trophy. JT, my man Timberlake would put Larry in tears if he ever got to see him. JJ just might have a mancrush on Adam Levine. That is a unique one for sure. It’s time for JJ to start his weekly segment of “People I hate, and why JJ thinks he’s better than them.” JJ has no shame in his Hater game!! He’s early in his 40’s and he don’t give a fuck! PSA: If you can only get off by nuttin in your girl's eye, you may be watching too much porn - Chris Rock For Bill Cosby, the entire rape scenario was just a game to him. Straight up sex must not have been enough Once you do something for long enough, it’s just part of your daily life. You don’t even recognize you’re doing any thing wrong. A Fly Girl by the Boogie Boys is an old school hip hop one hit wonder. Pee Wee Herman was HUGE in the 80’s and The Pee-Wee Dance by Joeski Love was the jam!! The side effect of fame is gettin paid...and pussy. We’re obviously not there yet. At my age, how would I even go about having a conversation with a 20 y/o chic? JJ is really just a one woman man. He feels guilty not paying 100% attention to his side piece. When you’re feelin down about yourself, you should try a little A/V treatment. Also known as the Additional Vagina Treatment. If you do have a side chic, you have to make sure that are in a relationship too. This establishes an equal opportunity to lose. Have you ever been in one of those stripmall spy store? I went in one the other day to finger bang a home security system. Larry made a HUGE mistake paying the bills because he failed to setup autopay on a major purchase. The Credit Tracker was still showing 100% on time even though, I may have known I missed a payment. It’s disgusting how it is so easy for your credit score to drop off, but so difficult to repair it. Trump is just doin the Pres game his own way and he’s not even President yet!! Just do the damn thing like a fuckin BOSS! Not everyone will like you, even if you’re Donald Trump. Speaking for doing it like a boss! JJ played in an impromptu poker tourney last week and took first place!! Congrats JJ! I gotta tell ya right now cocksucka, I thought I was gonna laugh like a savage at Joey Diaz first stand up special...WRONG!
