Tom Cruise's first 2 roles get The Arniethology treatment - with mixed results.
In Endless Love, he shows his propensity for taking his shirt off and disrupting the cosmic course of events...
...and does much the same in TAPS, but to greater effect, giving way to the theory that shall come to be known as the Cruisiverse.
Music is Mission Improbable by Dorian Kelly; artwork is by Laura Highton.
Get in touch at the places discussed at the end of the episode - we want your ideas for where the Cruisiverse will take us in subsequent films.