by The Lonely Island
http://www.thelonelyisland.com/
Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7duAZjP8w
Lyrics:
ANDY
Oooh hoo hoo hoo...
Listen, listen
Here we go downtown
Oh boy, oh I gotta go all around
You can't stop, feel the pull
JORMA
Ka-blamo!
AKIVA
You just won the lottery
ALL
That's ka-blamo!
ANDY
You kissed Shannen Doh-erty
ALL
That's ka-blamo!
JORMA
You joined a sorority
ALL
That's ka-blamo!
AKIVA
You lied about the lottery
ALL
Not ka-blamo
AKIVA
You met Fred Segal at debutante's ball
ANDY
You gave him your number
JORMA
He gave you a call
AKIVA
He told you to meet him at the corner at eight
ANDY
You met him at nine, that's right you were late!
JORMA
You stupid idiot, you don't know what you missed
AKIVA
Fred Segal's a star and you cold dissed
ANDY
His pimping-ass, cooling-ass, mack-ass building
JORMA
With iggidy ivy on the walls, but not around the lettering
AKIVA
You dissed Fred Segal and everybody knows
Ha ha ha ha ha, you're not ka-blamo!
The doc fixed your artery
ALL
That's ka-blamo!
JORMA
Your mouthwash is gargley
ALL
That's ka-blamo!
ANDY
Your water is watery
ALL
That's ka-blamo!
JORMA
I majored in pottery
ALL
Not ka-blamo
JORMA
You're chillin' with your dudes and they stab you in the face
AKIVA
On the way to the hospital, you're bleedin' all over the place
ANDY
Your leg is amputated 'cause you got gangrene
AKIVA
And then you get cancer and you die in your teens
JORMA
But then this really pretty girl
Who you always really liked
Shows up to your funeral
And that's a real mixed blessing
AKIVA
Your jello is wobbley
ALL
That's ka-blamo!
ANDY
You met Gilbert Gott-fri-ed
ALL
That's ka-blamo!
JORMA
You're Harlem Globe-trottery
ALL
That's ka-blamo!
AKIVA
You watched The Disorderlies
ALL
Not ka-blamo
ANDY
When you're mining for coal and you forget what coal is
JORMA
And you're sure to be fired, because that's your job!
AKIVA
When a mole is in your ass and you wonder where the mole is
ANDY
You're screwed man, a mole is in your ass
Job.
JORMA
The meaning of life is revealed to you
AKIVA
And all of the drinks are Old English brew
ANDY
Your whim is the word of the people on earth
But the whole mole-in-the-ass thing is haunting you
Earth.
AKIVA
When your fluids are bodily
AKIVA + ANDY
That's ka-blamey
JORMA
What happened to ka-blamo?
AKIVA + ANDY
I mean ka-blamo!
JORMA
Good that's better
AKIVA + ANDY
That's ka-blamey
JORMA
Wait, I'm confused
ANDY
We said ka-blamo!
Hard.
