A black bear walks into an Alaska shopping mall, steals a peach, poops in the hallway, and leaves. Beavers in Poland destroy a sign warning people about… beavers. And a frightened monkey turns a Spirit Halloween store into its own personal jungle gym.
You seriously cannot make this shit up.
Because on Round Robin, sometimes we start with a bear taking a shit in a shopping mall...and somehow end up learning something.
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Written, recorded, edited & produced by Tracy Preston
Original music created exclusively for Round Robin by Tracy Preston
Original artwork by Todd Preston
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