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<p>1% of Americans own 38% of the wealth; 1% of Americans claim to be abducted by aliens; and 1% of Americans are in jail.</p>
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<p>13% of Americans live below the poverty line; have never heard of global warming; and are satisfied with how things are going.</p>
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<p>27% of Americans believe the U.S. government was involved in 9/11; do not believe a man landed on the moon; and don't vote.</p>
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<p>66% of Americans check their phones 160 times a day; fear speaking their minds; and aren’t friends with their neighbors.</p>
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<p>90% of Americans are satisfied with their personal life; don’t eat enough fruits & vegetables; and fear economic collapse.</p>
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<p>And 100% of Americans expect to get Coronavirus.</p>
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