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"Just lift your eyes and follow the sun"

- We agree that a secluded Maldives honeymoon sounds like hell.

- Ben wonders if there’s a better way to wrap yourself in a towel after a shower.

- Nobody is flying too close to the sun by making and then immediately cancelling plans to hang out.

- In an attempt to hone her gaming abilities, Nobody completes the entirety of the game she was playing with Ben without him.

- Emoji audit: We revisit the white hair emoji.

- We discuss eating cold ravioli and microwave woes.