"You might as well be farting, farting with a walkman on"
- Nobody farts on some joggers.
- Ben asks Nobody a hypothetical question about dead people, a year in the making.
- We play the ‘who feels more dead?’ game.
- We field an offer to have New Zealand’s preeminent porn star Layla Kelly, on the podcast.
- Ben orders a train ticket and instead gets showered with K-Pop merchandise.
- Ben makes his annual Activate Your Read Receipts Day PSA for 2025.
- We taste test and ponder the origins of OKF water.
