"I'll take you to the candy shop. I'll let you lick the lollipop."
- Ben wonders if we should trust Trojan condoms and we brainstorm the politest way to say ‘raw dogging’.
- We launch our new brand of customised condoms.
- Nobody feeds Ben the worst candy he’s ever had.
- We cheap out on sunscreen and face the consequences.
- Nobody returns from Bali with dengue fever. Aka. The poor man’s Ozempic.
- Nobody claims she knows the speed of farts and can identify a farters gender.
- We dig into the winter Olympics aerial skier crotch controversy.
- We wonder what Jesus would have thought of hot cross buns.
- We cap off 2025 by answering the burning questions about Ben’s Christmas lunch and the Gävle goat.
- Ben invents ‘window towel’ and gets a new car.
- Nobody wants more people to adopt the ‘in person indicator’ move.
