“Storage Wars” is a hilarious episode from the Bumperpodcast, an improvised comedy podcast set in the quirky town of Coffee-Can Alley. In this episode, a new character named Sir Reginald makes an appearance and stirs up trouble as he lays claim to the gang’s storage facility that contains all of their podcasting equipment. As the gang tries to fight back, they engage in a series of witty and zany banter that will have you laughing out loud.
The episode also features the return of beloved characters Rufus T. Rufus and Aloysius J. Pig, who lend their unique personalities and comedic talents to the show. As the gang attempts to outsmart Sir Reginald and regain their storage facility, chaos ensues and hijinks ensue. With unpredictable twists and turns at every corner, “Storage Wars” is a must-listen for anyone looking for a good laugh. The Bumperpodcast is a show that celebrates improvisation and spontaneity, and this episode is a prime example of its comedic genius.
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Sir Reginald 0:03
Get out, get out, get out.
Who are you? And
why are you here? I have purchased a storage container with all of these monies. And everything that is in here is mine. Are you doing coming in trying to rifle through on my good deeds, the things that I have purchased? Who are you? And what is your business? Oh, okay.
Natty Bumpercar 0:33
Wow, Hi, sorry. I’m Natty Bumpercar. And this is my storage container. And I, I don’t know what’s going on because I was supposed to be paid up through the entire year. And so are you telling me that the management like sold my storage unit to to you have
Sir Reginald 0:55
no bearing you have no business here? I have the deed of goods, I have the deed of rent, I have the receipts right here. And so what you will do is, accept this property. Be on your way? No,
Natty Bumpercar 1:15
no, I’m actually no, I’m not gonna. First off. You don’t own the whole property for the storage unit building here. But also, this wasn’t, this isn’t right. We’re both gonna have to go and find like, I guess the guy who’s running the place or manager, whatever, and sort this out, because obviously, this is a huge misunderstanding. And yeah, we’re gonna figure it out. I’m not gonna get too freaked out or angry. But I am kind of frustrated right now. So hold on one second. I just have to send a quick call. And we’ll we’ll get this figured out.
Sir Reginald 1:54
No, I say no, I am not on your time. You are on borrowed time, even just being here. You shouldn’t be here. You do even have you walked away. He doesn’t even have a storage unit here. And the more you know how I know because it’s now my storage unit and them friend thing I see. And now many boxes, many crates. Many containers of such right goods are all mine.
Natty Bumpercar 2:28
I’m back. Just my friend was in the car. And oh, hey, hey, Ruth. Rufus. Please help me please. Hi. Yeah.
Rufus T. Rufus 2:39
It’s a lot of lows matter now. Have what is it? I was just in the car, doing my saw duco and I need to say so myself. Can you focus with the numbers? I’m more of a word. Oh, sorry. Who’s this gentleman now,
Natty Bumpercar 2:58
I don’t know his name, but he claims that he purchased the storage unit, which has all the equipment and everything in it. And not He’s not letting me go in. And I don’t I think it’s a misunderstanding. But I don’t I don’t I don’t really know what’s going on.
Rufus T. Rufus 3:15
Now. Hello. My name is Rufus T. Rufus. I’ve accidentally run out of business cards. I would of course, give you one. If you want to just jot it down though. It’s Rufus Are you f u s, and then the T you understand Rufus? Again I you asked us and I am lawyers. I’m privileged to make your acquaintance. And how can we settle this? This seems like a little bit of a
Sir Reginald 3:51
miscommunication perhaps we do have documentation you understand? Oh, so you’re a lawyer? Is that what I’m to understand? Oh, I’m so terrified. I’m shaking in my boots. Why don’t you just take yourself outside away from me and y’all can figure out whatever you’re going to do out there. Well hmm not he’s not very nice. Just I don’t know. Yeah, yeah. Maybe we should regroup with something outside.
Natty Bumpercar 4:25
I know. I think we should probably just stay here and figure this out. I don’t even know his name. i Oh, hey.
Aloysius J. Pig 4:34
Yeah, what’s going on? Everybody hurt pig how’s it going? What are we doing who’s this? Who’s this dude? I got I got all I got the food and the Chi waited but it didn’t all in the car. So I think if we did you get whatever you need it for the podcast and then we can go that’d be fine with me. And very interesting. You
Sir Reginald 4:54
have podcasting equipment in here. Well, I’m I really have struck gold. I really would have won the lotto as they say yeah, I can sell everything for 10 times the amount that I paid for this little box of stuff. Oh, I think that is what I will do.
Aloysius J. Pig 5:19
Okay, can somebody cuts me up on this situation and also what was with the stuff you sounded like you ran out of words is something these big box tests this guy’s hilarious Is this your new friend Natty? I don’t know. Exactly Reggie
Rufus T. Rufus 5:35
you seem like more of like when a roof is friends. It’s hard to be completely on now Aloysius, I appreciate that you, you know, tribute him to being one of my friend but we I just now made the acquaintance of this gentleman. And it was it was not a good meeting. It was I would go so far as to say a bad meeting. And the situation is that evidently, the storage facility has sold our our space out from under us with all of us stuff in it, you understand? And so not to came here to kind of figure out where stuff was and then he couldn’t get in because this gentleman was standing in the door and now we can catch him now.
Natty Bumpercar 6:23
Rufus? What just happened to your voice? It you kind of sounded a little bit. I don’t know. European kind of like that guy. Is it just from hanging out next to him that you’re starting to take on his is accent a little bit?
Sir Reginald 6:39
I don’t think he sounds anything like Matt’s Oh, he sounds like pollywog if I’m to be completely factual, and listen, you have no standing here. I am not friends with you. I have not met you. You are just interloping you are just in my way. And if you do not leave, I will have to call the constable and they will come in and they will take you away to switch so
Aloysius J. Pig 7:05
cool. Cool. Cool. I’m gonna go again. I’m gonna go to the car. Because I’m gonna I’m hungry. And that’s where the food is. But yeah, interesting little pickle. You got yourself in here again. Bumpercar. Good luck figuring it out. And you didn’t tell him about all of the s Nake s data in the storage. I can’t spell storage. Might certainly can’t spell facility.
Sir Reginald 7:45
Did you want to even talking about what kind of play the blather is this? You’re telling me that there are? What was this again?
Aloysius J. Pig 7:55
Yeah, I said Dara s. And a ke s in this? Dire edge. Fusce selati. You see what I’m doing there? Now hold on everybody.
Rufus T. Rufus 8:14
You could tell on me that the storage facility is full of snacks because I am hungry. And I know there’s food in the car. But if I’m here, and there are snacks right here, why not just have a taste or two? You know,
Natty Bumpercar 8:28
I can’t even fathom that. You’re my lawyer. No, pig, I did not tell him about the s in a kes center. loaded all through the storage facility. Of course, sure, there is some podcasting stuff that we use to make the bumper podcast and that we had to put in the storage facility because we went away for a little while. But there’s also a lot of the thing that you are mentioning. There’s not an S there. Sorry, I
Rufus T. Rufus 9:07
feel so smart. Don’t you think that you’ve got me over a barrel that you’re over here? Spelling all your words. I know exactly what I said. A ke I saw I went to the wall of Butan School for Young prospective gentleman and so I am sarolea Oh wow. And understanding that you’re saying that this whole facility is riving with snakes. And with that, I’m going to have to bid you adieu because I’m highly allergic to snakes. I don’t know how you found my one weakness in the world but i i relent I’m now going to rip this piece of paper up that says that I And the proper owner of the facility goes double rips can’t believe I’ve been foiled like this by a pig
Aloysius J. Pig 10:20
that was pretty anticlimactic you just you’re allergic to snakes you’re given up after all that you’ve been yelling at us for 10 minutes and you’re just saying goodbye i usually these things you know they can be drawn out for months like like we’re all standing here for months talking about the storage thing, but you have not he’s he’s walking away yeah. Very strange thing.
Natty Bumpercar 10:48
I kind of don’t believe Hold on let me look at these pieces of paper that he just hey, Rufus. Can you just try the door real quick while I’m trying to put these pieces of heat he double ripped it so that means it’s it’s serious I
Rufus T. Rufus 11:11
can actually hold
Natty Bumpercar 11:12
on No, what’s the key here? Okay, here there go description
Rufus T. Rufus 11:19
alright, I’ll go over and check the DOJ seems like I should be looking at the documents because I’m not really a key man you
Aloysius J. Pig 11:33
natty the lock evidently he locked it before he ran away and it’s a different key than the key that we have so we ain’t gotten okay to get into the once you figure out what the pieces of paper so
Natty Bumpercar 11:47
when I got the pieces of paper back it’s a it’s a menu for a local restaurant and that he must have just had and on it he he wrote hahaha. To the victor goes the spoils and then it says tallyho you fools and that’s it. No signature anything that’s not a contract Natty. I
Aloysius J. Pig 12:18
just want to point that I even serious with this. We know it’s not a contract. The man gave us a menu and then ran away with the keys to locked off we lose this time.
Outro 12:42
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In this episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar arrives at his storage unit only to find a mysterious stranger claiming to own everything inside, including all the podcasting equipment. The eccentric interloper insists he has legal documentation proving ownership and refuses to let Natty enter. Rufus T. Rufus attempts to use his legal expertise to resolve the situation, while Aloysious J. Pig arrives with an appetite and accidentally helps solve the problem by mentioning snakes. The confrontation takes an unexpected turn when the stranger reveals an allergy to snakes and hastily retreats, though not before pulling off a surprising trick that leaves the crew locked out of their own storage unit.
“I have the deed of goods, I have the deed of writ, I have the receipts right here and so what you will do now is exit this property and be on your way.”
— Stranger
“Did you tell him about all of the S-N-A-K-E-S that are in the storage?”
— Aloysious J. Pig
“The man gave us a menu, and then ran away with the keys to lock door. We lose this time.”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #storageunit #propertydispute #friendship #problemsolving #scam #podcastingequipment #snakes
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig, Producer
When Natty arrives at his storage unit to retrieve podcast equipment, he finds a pompous stranger claiming ownership! What follows is a comedy of errors as Rufus T. Rufus attempts legal negotiations, Aloysius J. Pig gets confused about snakes vs. snacks, and our heroes try to outsmart their opponent with some creative spelling.
“I went to the Wollabuton school for young prospective gentlemen.”
— Storage Unit Stranger“You’re telling me that the storage facility is full of snacks because I am hungry.”
— Aloysius J Pig“I can’t believe I’ve been foiled like this by a pig.”
— Storage Unit Stranger
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Natty Bumpercar: get out get out get out who are you and why are you here i have purchased this storage container with all of these monies and everything that is in here is mine so what are you doing coming in here i'm trying to rifle through my good deeds the things that i have purchased who are you and what is your business okay wow hi sorry um i'm natty bumper car and this is my storage container and i i don't know what's going on because i was supposed to be paid up through the entire year and so evan are you telling me that the management like sold my storage unit to to you you have no bearing you have no business here i have the deed of goods i have the deed of writ i have the receipts right here and so what you will do now is exit this property and be on your way no no i'm actually no i'm not gonna um first off uh you don't own the whole property for this the storage unit building here but also this wasn't this isn't right um we're both gonna have to go and find like i guess the guy who's running the place or manager whatever and sort this out because obviously this is a huge misunderstanding and um yeah we're gonna figure it out i'm not gonna get too freaked out or angry but i am kind of frustrated right now so um hold on one second i just have to uh quick call and uh we'll we'll get this figured out no i say no i am not on your time you are on borrowed time even just being here you shouldn't be here you do even have us you've walked away he doesn't even have a storage unit here anymore you know how i know because it's now my storage unit and everything i see in there many boxes many crates many containers of such right goods are all mine i'm i'm back uh just my friend was in the car and oh hey hey hey rufus come here please help me please hi yes it's a lot of hellos now i don't know hi there uh what what is i was just in the car uh doing my sudoku and uh failing and if i do say so myself can you focus good with the numbers i'm more of a word oh sorry who's this gentleman here i don't know his name is but he claims that he purchased the storage unit which has all the equipment and everything in it and um not he's not letting me go in and i don't i think it's a misunderstanding but i i don't i don't i don't really know what's going on uh now uh hello sir my name is uh rufus t rufus i've actually run out of business cards i would of course give you one if you want to just jot it down though it's uh rufus r u f u s and then the t you don't understand uh rufus uh again r u f u s and i am a lawyer so i'm privileged to make your acquaintance and how can we settle this it seems like a little bit of uh a miscommunication perhaps we we do have documentation you understand oh so you're a lawyer what i'm to understand oh i'm so terrified i'm shaking in my boots why don't you just take yourself outside away from me and you can figure out whatever you're going to do out there well huh natty he's not very nice is i don't know yeah huh yeah maybe we should regroup or something outside i know i think we should probably just stay here and figure this out i i don't even know his name i oh hey hey what good yeah what's going on everybody hey pig how's it going what are we doing who's this who's this dude uh i got i got all i got the food in the car i waited but it's in all in the car so i think if we did you get whatever you needed for the podcast and then we can go uh it'd be fine with me and oh very interesting you have podcasting equipment in here well then i really have struggles i really have won the lotto as they say here i can sell everything for 10 times the amount that i paid for this little box of stuff so i think that is what i will do okay can somebody catch me up on this situation and also what was with the stuff you sounded like you ran out of words or something this big box this guy's hilarious is this your new friend nutty i don't know him is that actually you seem like more of like one of rufus's friends if i were to be completely honest now aloysius i i appreciate that you uh you know attribute him to being one of my friends but we i i've just now made the acquaintance of this gentleman and uh it was it was not a good meeting it was uh i would go so far as to say a bad meeting uh and uh the situation european kind of like that guy is it just from hanging out next to him that you're starting to take on his uh his accent a little bit i don't think he sounds anything like me at all he sounds like a pollywog if i'm to be completely uh factual and listen you have no standing here i am not friends with you i have not met you you are just interloping you are just in my way and if you do not leave i will have to call the constable and they will come in and they will take you away toot sweet cool cool cool um i'm gonna go again i'm gonna go to the car because i'm gonna i'm hungry and that's where the food is but uh huh yeah interesting uh little pickle you got yourself in here again bump a car um good luck figuring it out and um uh you you didn't tell him about all of the S-N-A-K-E-S that are in the storage. I can't spell storage. I certainly can't spell facility. Did you? Huh? What are you even talking about? What kind of blither blather is this? You're telling me that there are, what was this again? Yeah, I said that there are S-N-A-K-E-S in the storage facility. You see what I'm doing there? Now, hold on everybody. You're telling me that the storage facility is full of snacks because I am hungry and I know there's food in the car, but if I'm here and there are snacks right here, why not just have it? I can't even fathom that you're my lawyer. No, Pig, I did not tell him about the S-N-A-K-E-S that are loaded all through the storage facility. Of course, sure, there is some podcasting stuff that we use to make the Bumper Podcast and that we had to put in the storage facility because we went away for a little while. And there's also a lot of the things that you are mentioning. There's not an S there, sorry. You think you're so smart, don't you? You think that you've got me over a barrel that you're over here spelling all your words? I know exactly what S-N-A-K-E-S are. I went to the Wallabutton School for Young Brothers. Oh. S-N-A-K-E-S. Bill is right. You're the president and I, as you know, stood with you and I felt I had a K. Gonna compliment that. Of course, I would put IPO into Kaito. Can I say that again? Try more. Okay. You and S-N-A-K-E-S. Oh my God. No, Bless he. Bless you. Now we're going to rip this piece of paper up that says that I am the proper owner of the facility, there it goes, double ripped, I can't believe I've been foiled like this by a pig. Huh, that was pretty anticlimactic, you just, you're allergic to snakes so you've given up after all that, you've been yelling at us for ten minutes and you're just saying goodbye? I, uh, huh, usually these things, you know, they can be drawn out for months, like we're all standing here for months talking about the storage thing, but you, uh, nope, he's walking away. Yeah. Huh. It's a very strange thing, Natty. I kind of don't believe, hold on, let me, let me look at these pieces of paper. The paper that he just, um, uh, hey, um, Rufus, can you just try the door real quick while I'm trying to put these pieces, he, he double ripped it, so that means it's, it's serious, I, uh, hold on, I'm, uh, no, what's that, you need the key? Can you toss me the key? Yeah.
Aloysious J. Pig: Okay, here. There, go, just go.
Natty Bumpercar: All right, I'll go over and check the door, uh, let's see. All right, I'll go over and check the door, uh, let's see. All right, I'll go over and check the door, uh, let's see. All right, I'll go over and check the door, uh, let's see. All right. Okay, here. Seems like I should be looking at the documents, because I'm not really a key man, you understand? How is this, uh? Uh, Natty, uh, the lock, evidently he locked it before he, he ran away, and it's a different key than the key that we have, so we ain't got no key to get into the, uh, what'd you figure out with the pieces of paper? So, when I got the pieces of paper back, um, it's a, uh, it's a menu for, uh, uh, for a local restaurant, and, um, that he must have just had, and on it, he, he wrote, ha, ha, ha, uh, to the victor go the spoils, and then it says, um, tally-ho, you fools, uh, and that's it, no signature or anything. Yeah, that's not a contract, Natty, I just wanna point that out. Are you even serious, Rufus? We know it's not a contract. The man gave us a menu. The man gave us a menu, and then ran away with the keys to lock door. We lose this time.
Producer: The Bumper Podcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp with Natty Bumpercar and some of his pals. It is family-friendly, clean, and ridiculous. Thanks a bundle for listening. If you love our show and you'd like to help support the podcast, check out our Patreon page at https://www.patreon.com forward slash Natty Bumpercar. Also, pretty please subscribe wherever you get your podcasts, share it with everyone everywhere, post about it on all of the social medias, or leave a rating and review. The Bumper Podcast is produced at headquarters in Coffee Can Alley. It's recorded, mixed, and produced by a producer. The Bumper Podcast features contributions from Aloysius J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus, Doodle Poodle, Robot, Trunks, and a gaggle of other silly rascals. Our head talker is probably Natty Bumpercar. We also have an absurd newsletter. Check it out and subscribe at nattybumpercar.com slash subscribe. Also, you can follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Natty Bumpercar. Hugs and hearts! See you soon! This has been a nonproductive media presentation. Executive producer Frank Hablawi. This program and many others like it on the Non Producer Network is distributed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non Commercial No Derivatives license. Please share it but ask before trying to change it or sell it. For more information visit non-productive.com.
