Description

Polyjuice potion, chocolate, and puns are eagerly abused in Mira’s especially-smutty first pick: a Lucius Malfoy/Hermione fic by the Artful Scribbler. Mira struggles to communicate with Audrey and Abby who are philistines and cannot appreciate her references to Much Ado About Nothing or You've Got Mail.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/2455553/chapters/5442782

Grasshopper:

• 1 oz Green crème de menthe
• 1 oz White crème de cacao
• 1 oz of half-and-half
• A pinch of sea salt
• 1 teaspoon of Fernet Branca

Instructions:

1. Add ingredients together in a cocktail shaker. Shake vigorously, about 15 seconds
2. Add a handful of ice to the cocktail shaker and shake again until the outside of the canister looks frosty, about 15 seconds. Strain into a chilled martini glass
3. Optional: Garnish with pinch of cocoa powder

This Mess We’re In by P.J. Harvey feat. Thom Yorke

Unforced Error, a Snape/Hermione fic by mswhich. https://archiveofourown.org/works/7392916/chapters/16792324