In anticipation of the 2008 Olympics, we get a preview of advancements in zoology from China. A Vietnamese immigrant pitches his spawn off a Mississippi bridge courtesy of Wackerle. A couple of Hell's Kitchen crack-heads attempt to cash a social security check, brought to you by Simon. The listener provides us with a tale of child abuse and Texas-style retribution. A Welsh listener corrects our dodgy pronounciation of Welsh slang.