Sick and Wrong, the Emo Episode. Dee's break up prompts SW to invite Ian to tell us all what a bad split really looks like. A Phoenixville burglar's break-in attempt doesn't go as planned and ruins some guy's Monday morning coffee. A corpse fucker-beheader turns out to just be a beheader. A Brit torches his best man. More info from callers Mormon Girl and Airborne Mohawk.