Do Dee and Lance really need an event to encourage them to masturbate more? The organizers of the annual SF Masturbate-a-thon think so. Lance laughs at a lady who gets the last laugh after her car is launched into her lover. Dee is amused by a mother who pawns her children off as faux retards for extra government cash. Some brits decide to stomp some rodents. The results are in from last week's Disgust-Off.
