A Kentucky amusement park mishap prompts Dee to re-affirm his hatred for thrill-rides, and distrust of Carnies. Wackerle found a story about an avid Australian self-abuser (not Russell Crowe). Simon talks about an ex-con who noshes on his lady's nostrils. A listener brings us a story about a shitty flight. Listeners complain about Dee's penchant for sound effects and kick-off the new show tradition: The SW Song-of-the-week.