In the brave and knowledgeable words of Alpha 5, "Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi!" This show is jam-packed full of awesomeness! Perhaps our biggest fan to date, Patrick Yoder, sits in with us today via Skype. First off we bring you up-to-date, as promised last week, on what the original 6 Power Rangers actors are doing nowadays. From green to pink to blue, we're not yellow about telling you what the black Ranger was arrested for and why Austin St. John is seeing red over rumors that have circled cyberspace for sometime. Given the nature of those rumors and... our show in general this eventually leads into making sexually slanted jokes and puns. With such, you'll find out what really goes on between Zordon and Alpha 5 when the Rangers are away followed shortly by whose the top in the R2-D2/C-3PO relationship courtesy of us.
Then we head into new releases. One of the DVDs coming out this week is Wolfman. Instead of watching this film, Dennis elected to view another feature called "The Human Centiped". You can read up on this movie and what it's about in the Show Links. Dennis enjoyed it immensely! There goes that sarcasm that's hard to convey in text form again. Read the description of this movie at IMDb and you'll understand all.
Patrick asked if we could do an edition of It's The Law today since it's his favorite segment. And since Patrick attends school in Montana, that's the state we're headed to. Listen at the end of the segment for perhaps the most random and obscure law we've ever had. Maybe you can think of a better one? If so, let us know! It'll be hard to top this one though.
And for the second week in row we revisit the schedule of events in Michael Bay's iPhone. Normally we wouldn't see what he's up to twice in a row... too emotionally draining. But this was too good, or bad rather to pass up.
We wanted Patrick to get the real Who Asked You? experience. The full-on immersive environment that is our obnoxious little program. So naturally, we had to include a story about genitals. You think a sac tap is all fun and games? You think back handing your buddy's balls in clever? Then you need to hear this story. This goes for all parties involved. If you're often the recipient of these playful attacks you'll want to guard the family jewels a little more closely. And if you're often the attacker, first you'll want to ask yourself why you enjoy touching other dude's crouches so much, but then, you may want to rethink your ball-bustin' all together, or you may end up in a place where bigger dudes like touching your crouch. Imagine that? Slap a guy's nut sack and Bubba could be slappin' your ass and making you scream, "Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi!"
