Today's episode lacks our bearded dairy counter-part. But we try and make-up for his absence by having Who Asked You? alumni, Jabari Tiffith on the show. Also hanging out for this hour is another friend of Dennis' named Russ. People show up, they put headphones on and before they know it... they're guest hosting.
Multiple E-Mails from you fine listeners out there start us off. One in particular brings up the story from last week involving the artwork in Colorado that had residents there upset because it showed Jesus engaged in a sex act. Turns out a Montana woman took matters into her own hands and created some really sloppy Origami out of the lithography.
And now for something that reeks. Warner Brothers has announced they're making a live-action film based on the smelliest of Looney Toons, Pepe Le Pew. Of course, you can expect Pepe and his female feline love interest to be computer generated. That's a contractual obligation in all films now, even romantic comedies... something has to be CG. And you can expect his voice to sound very much like a certain horny British spy. Yeah baby! You read right.
Disappointing news for Harry Potter fans this week as Warner Brothers also announced that seeing the boy wizard for the 7th time won't cause you to go blind. The production company won't be able to finish the 3D conversion and meet the deadline for the film's release. So part 1, just 2D and part 2, all 3D. Both will still go out in IMAX, so they'll rip you off even without the extra dimension.
The Parents Television Council is in the news once more. It's becoming so regular we may have to give them their own segment. They're taking a short breather from trying to get Seth MacFarlane tarred and feathered and turning their attention to a Britney Spears-themed episode of another Fox show.
It's a pleasure to have a PTC story on an episode titled after something they would most certainly not approve of talking about on-air. During a quick round of "Best Worst Most Least" the topic of masturbation rises... pun intended. As you longtime listeners can probably imagine, Jabari takes the reins on this one as was common when he was part of the show and one of his rather unusual techniques blindsides us and we're compelled to name it.
Before that though we have "Breaking News" of another dick related story. A certain dick TV anchor in New Zealand goes off on a laughing fit over the name of a government official in India. That name, Dikshit. Now yes... we can see how it's spelled too. It's funny. But it's also not pronounced quite the way it's spelled. What makes the clip — which you can hear on the show and in the Show Links — so obnoxious is that he's corrected by his co-hosts, but continues to call her "Dick Shit" anyway. He also makes a rather tasteless joke about her name and how it, in his mind anyway, makes perfect sense because she's Indian.
We've already talked about Jesus getting oral sex, the PTC, Britney Spears, masturbation and dick shit... we might as well mention NAMBLA. No this is not the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF MARLON BRANDO LOOK-ALIKES as seen in SOUTH PARK. This is the real NAMBLA. It came up 2 shows ago when we covered a story about the Internet meme known as "Pedobear." Well this time the group for men who love boys gained 3 new members no thanks to the new privacy-violating feature of Facebook Groups that allows you to add your friends to any group without their knowledge. What's awesome is, the guy who made Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, along with 2 of his tech-savvy pals got added to NAMBLA to prove a point that the feature is awful and should be removed. Whether or not it will remains to be seen. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got an appointment with a stranger from the Himalayas.
