With Thanksgiving happening last week the preparation of the show got a little behind. Friday rolled around and there was virtually nothing on the rundown. So imagine my delight when I decided to throw in an edition of IT'S THE LAW and it turned out to be a rather lengthy one. Anything to fill time... that's our motto here at the Who Asked You? show. Well, that's one of them. More specifically, one of the G-Rated ones.
You've probably noticed that we've slowed down on the frequency of giving you strange laws from our United States. That's because we're running out of them! As this segment inches closer to retirement, we're trying to make it last for as long as possible. As a result, I've reduced it to just once a month. We've received millions of E-Mails asking why the segment hasn't been heard in such a long time? This will hopefully make up for its recent absence... half a freakin' show of IT'S THE LAW. Almost 2 whole pages of bonkers bureaucracy for your audible ingestion.
And speaking of retirement and making things last as long as possible. Before we dive into our longest law bit to date, we bring you the second edition of our newest segment, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE! One of the topics for this bit involves an expensive penis pump. What qualifies it for Mr. Pesci's classic order to leave is how you may be able to pay for it. We're 'pumped up' for this one, so tune in for the details.
Does TRANSFORMERS 3: THE DARK OF THE MOON have a budget that nearly reaches astronomical levels? "Not so" says our beloved lens flare-er. He's setting the record straight on that and supposed issues with shooting the film in 3D. Bay has a choice name for the online media covering the production of his latest robotic romp.
And how many people in the world can say they've run over themselves with their own car? And how many of those do you think can say they've done it twice in the same day? We know of at least 1 woman in Australia who can. Her story and more is on today's BREAKING NEWS.
Thanks to Charlie for providing me with a shuttlecraft toy from Star Trek during yet another rant about Abrams' film. It soothed my emotional rash spurred by JJ's interpretation of Klingons in a deleted scene from the film's DVD. The shuttle's mission is now to maintain orbit around planet Behringer and make sure nobody fiddles with the knobs.
And a big good bye to one of my favorite actors of all time, Leslie Nielson. He died from pneumonia complications in a hospital; a big building with patients. But that's not important right now. Thanks for all the laughs Leslie! You will 'Shirley' be missed.
